Shark Review!!!

[Mr Lefty]

humm... I need to wait until I get my check from insurance... so it'll be a bit... are these all close out sales?

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

large?

Ok I'll get back with you tomorrow. This one,I'm bidding on and they don't have a bin price. I'll know in a day or so and I'll let you know. Otherwise you can get RSFi all day for $100.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motor...9940QQtcZphoto

[fatburg]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

humm... I need to wait until I get my check from insurance... so it'll be a bit... are these all close out sales?

My RSR2 was closeout pricing.

[Mr Lefty]

well I won't know anything for a couple days as the "total loss" office is not open on the weekend... so I won't hear shit till Tuesday which is when I fly to Korea.

[Amber Lamps]

or S800 for $80

[PiZdETS]

Shark Review!!!

I went for a 100 miles today wearing a great white shark strapped to my back today and I must say that it is very mean,heavy and viscious. I've owned all of the major species of sharks and the teeth mechanism is the sharpest hands down! Even a mako's can't compete! Because it has two sets of teeth when it bites you your arm pops off on it's own. The load also causes the flesh to "suck in" when the jaws are closed for an almost perfect seal, ripping your arm directly out of socket. Hydrodynamics are outstanding! At 150 mph,I could turn my head any direction I chose and it would attempt to decapitate me and swallow my skull. The coolest aero-trait was it didn't matter what angle it's fins were at,the shark still felt "heavy as fuck."

The negatives are as follows; smell could be better (but intimidating effect would suffer) and there are NO provisions for being out of water which made having to stop to pour bottled water on it every 10 miles or so a fucking pain! A weird complaint I have is the placement of the eyes . They're always looking right at my Adam's apple and they haunt my dreams.

Exterior color and interior flesh is what you would expect from a king of the ocean. Excellent! I anticipate the arrival of my blood transfusions and prosthetic limbs on thursday!

[fatburg]

Originally Posted by PiZdETS

Shark Review!!!

I went for a 100 miles today wearing a great white shark strapped to my back today and I must say that it is very mean,heavy and viscious. I've owned all of the major species of sharks and the teeth mechanism is the sharpest hands down! Even a mako's can't compete! Because it has two sets of teeth when it bites you your arm pops off on it's own. The load also causes the flesh to "suck in" when the jaws are closed for an almost perfect seal, ripping your arm directly out of socket. Hydrodynamics are outstanding! At 150 mph,I could turn my head any direction I chose and it would attempt to decapitate me and swallow my skull. The coolest aero-trait was it didn't matter what angle it's fins were at,the shark still felt "heavy as fuck."

The negatives are as follows; smell could be better (but intimidating effect would suffer) and there are NO provisions for being out of water which made having to stop to pour bottled water on it every 10 miles or so a fucking pain! A weird complaint I have is the placement of the eyes . They're always looking right at my Adam's apple and they haunt my dreams.

Exterior color and interior flesh is what you would expect from a king of the ocean. Excellent! I anticipate the arrival of my blood transfusions and prosthetic limbs on thursday!

[Mr Lefty]

LMAO... sad thing is Alex... you probably could strap that to your back... ya fuck'n Giant!

[PiZdETS]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

LMAO... sad thing is Alex... you probably could strap that to your back... ya fuck'n Giant!

hahaha. I've picked up a baby horse before and I can easily pick up fatass friends in the 300 pound neighborhood but a shark might take some serious roidage.

[Amber Lamps]

I may buy this lid...$200 shipped.