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Old 07-27-2012, 11:53 PM   #4341
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You know how I know you're gay?
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:40 PM   #4342
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Promised to lock en up and we're back on
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Old 07-28-2012, 07:17 PM   #4343
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Promised to lock 'em up and we're back on
Of course.
If they aren't locked up they might get into the liquor cabinet and the last thing she wants to deal with on date night are self-propelled firearms on a bender. It's for your own good, really.


Actually, what you'll likely find out is that she is a well-camouflaged C.H.U.D. and this is just a plot to have your weapons conveniently hard to get at so that you're easier prey.
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:44 PM   #4344
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Could lock her mouth up.
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:39 PM   #4345
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Never happened anyway. when saturday rolled around she chickened out. too bad really, she was an intelligent girl with a bright career ahead of her and damn good looking. Would have been amazing to fuck her brains out while looking into those heterochromatic eyes of hers.

Meanwhile...Im in the opening talks on POF with a cute little brunette. slightly older than me and appears to be completely cracked in the head. Funny though. could have promise

And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:50 AM   #4346
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And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"
Gotta be careful with that.
She could show up with pancake tits or a bunch of abdominal folds that look like a stack of pancakes and say "WHERE DA SYRUP?!"
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:56 PM   #4347
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Melissa Paris responds to things i say on Facebook. My life is complete. LOL
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:27 PM   #4348
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:36 PM   #4349
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Test?
FAIL, or win, depending on how you look at it.

I hate tests, but love boobies, so here you go.

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Old 03-23-2013, 01:43 PM   #4350
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Is this thing on?
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