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Old 11-17-2008, 01:37 AM   #4211
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if you fall below 30 posts per hour the ninja behind you will slice your head off. dont bother looking for him, he is after all a ninja
damn, i'm down to 12/day...

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Old 11-17-2008, 01:40 AM   #4212
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It's ok. I've got my anti-ninja spell cast. In the near 30 years of my existence I've never been in danger of ninja activity. It must be working.
i put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Old 11-17-2008, 01:47 AM   #4213
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I've got my roommate in the room. He said he'd keep his eye out for a ninja.
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Old 11-17-2008, 01:52 AM   #4214
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I've got my roommate in the room. He said he'd keep his eye out for a ninja.
do you have sex with him while he's sleeping?
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Old 11-17-2008, 01:54 AM   #4215
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You weren't even there to mishear me mother fucker. But no, I don't.

"I just texted my friend to see what time the game is tonight," is translated to "I have sex with my friends when they are asleep at night," when ebbs hears you.
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:19 AM   #4216
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You weren't even there to mishear me mother fucker. But no, I don't.

"I just texted my friend to see what time the game is tonight," is translated to "I have sex with my friends when they are asleep at night," when ebbs hears you.
actually it wasn't me... I didn't hear that shit...

I just pointed out the girl in Cold Stone... you know... while you were check'n out Trip's ass...
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:28 AM   #4217
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actually it wasn't me... I didn't hear that shit...

I just pointed out the girl in Cold Stone... you know... while you were check'n out Trip's ass...
You talkin about the 14 year old girl with her mom or the one who was fuckin ugly? You were probably talkin about the mom on second though. I'm not 30 like the rest of you fuckers.
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:30 AM   #4218
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You talkin about the 14 year old girl with her mom or the one who was fuckin ugly? You were probably talkin about the mom on second though. I'm not 30 like the rest of you fuckers.
1. that was her dad... gay fucker...

2. she wasn't ugly... but then again... you were stare'n at trip's ass so your perception is a bit off..

3. you're gay
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:37 AM   #4219
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Oh ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore?
You know, Ed... if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it...
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:50 AM   #4220
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...and I'm having my bloody mary(s) now.
Life is... better...
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