Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 408

Rangerscott · 06-05-2011, 11:20 PM

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

Because it's pecker is on it's head.

Particle Man · 06-06-2011, 06:59 AM

Clucking hilarious.

the chi · 06-07-2011, 09:21 AM

Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.

marko138 · 06-07-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by the chi

Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.

Yes. I hear it all the time. STFU!!!!

Rangerscott · 06-07-2011, 10:05 AM

I can help them with the windows.

defector · 06-21-2011, 04:22 PM

Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

tommymac · 06-21-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you

defector · 06-21-2011, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you

In my mind I think I heard a zipper.

tommymac · 06-21-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

In my mind I think I heard a zipper.

that can work too

Dave · 06-22-2011, 10:23 AM

I adore Revy.

Don't fucking click if you're at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKwaP...e_gdata_player

06-05-2011, 11:20 PM	#4071
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on it's head.

06-06-2011, 06:59 AM	#4072
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Clucking hilarious.

06-07-2011, 10:05 AM	#4075
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I can help them with the windows.

06-21-2011, 04:22 PM	#4076
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Overheard today: Please don't call HR! Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

06-22-2011, 10:23 AM	#4080
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	I adore Revy. Don't fucking click if you're at work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKwaP...e_gdata_player