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Old 08-11-2011, 01:51 PM   #31
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Oddly enough studies show that the first thing a guy typically notices, is the eyes. In this case he would notice them, then run screaming from the room.
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Old 08-11-2011, 03:07 PM   #32
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Nah, it's all about T&A.
How many cougars (40+ by definition) still have a great body? Only a handful......and Palin doesn't. Her hair, face, smile, and "cute" librarian look is probably making you think her body is great. While it may be above-average for her age (47), it isnt "hot" or something that you would go out of your way to get a piece of.

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Old 08-11-2011, 03:10 PM   #33
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Here's What Steve Buscemi Would Look Like With Michele Bachmann Eyes
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Old 08-11-2011, 03:12 PM   #34
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So not all that different then. Just using coke instead of weed.
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Old 08-11-2011, 07:34 PM   #35
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How many cougars (40+ by definition) still have a great body? Only a handful......and Palin doesn't. Her hair, face, smile, and "cute" librarian look is probably making you think her body is great. While it may be above-average for her age (47), it isnt "hot" or something that you would go out of your way to get a piece of.
Above average for her age is fine with me.

Bet you don't like her shoes, either.
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Old 08-11-2011, 07:49 PM   #36
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Bet I own less shoes than most of you

One pair brown dress shoes
One pair black dress shoes
One pair of boat shoes
One pair of Converse
One pair of cross trainers
One pair of running shoes
One pair of hiking boots
One pair of sandals
One pair of motorcycle boots

.....And that's it

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Old 08-11-2011, 07:53 PM   #37
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1 pair of sandals
2 pairs of moto boots
1 pair of sneakers
2 pairs of dress shoes
2 pairs of boots (one winter, one work)



Nope.



(how's THIS for off topic )
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Old 08-12-2011, 08:38 AM   #38
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She needs a new hairstyle.......like drastically.
So....how did you enjoy going to see the new Glee 3D movie?
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:49 AM   #39
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I swear...I come here to talk motorcycles, politics....all kinds of fun shit....and it's like a non-stop episode of queer eye for the straight guy when Slice enters a thread.

A bitch even more stupid and ill informed than Sarah Palin (and I was CONVINCED that was not humanly possible) is sniffing around for a Presidential bid...and the most scathing critique you can come up with about her is her "hairstyle"?

Seriously?!
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:02 AM   #40
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I swear...I come here to talk motorcycles, politics....all kinds of fun shit....and it's like a non-stop episode of queer eye for the straight guy when Slice enters a thread.

A bitch even more stupid and ill informed than Sarah Palin (and I was CONVINCED that was not humanly possible) is sniffing around for a Presidential bid...and the most scathing critique you can come up with about her is her "hairstyle"?

Seriously?!
Her being stupid is old news, and has been said a million times. Why not point out something new?

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So....how did you enjoy going to see the new Glee 3D movie?
Never heard of it.
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