Pick up lines - Page 4

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

meh, the girl I met up with didn't have that response. She was a little surprised to find out I'm 36 (as I was to find out she's only 23) but she didn't take off running.

You'd be surprised... You my friend are in the zone. Old enough that they can be "fathered" by you and feel secure. You are mature without being old. When I was in my 30s I honestly pulled a lot of early 20s ass because they were tired of jerks their own age and felt that they needed someone older and wiser. "Old enough to know how and young enough to still do it"

t-homo · 01-11-2010, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

You'd be surprised... You my friend are in the zone. Old enough that they can be "fathered" by you and feel secure. You are mature without being old. When I was in my 30s I honestly pulled a lot of early 20s ass because they were tired of jerks their own age and felt that they needed someone older and wiser. "Old enough to know how and young enough to still do it"

That is just because they haven't figured out you old fucks are just in it for the sex too.

derf · 01-11-2010, 12:22 AM

Ewww, somebody farted, lets get out of here

Welcome to earth (wait for response) oh really? I thought you were an angel

Were you just staring at my crotch?

Can I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

(walk up to a girl and put your arm around her) Hey Jenny (replies shes not jenny) Oh shit you look like my friend Jenny, shes in town doing a photo shootfor Maxim

I'm an organ donor and mine is a perfect match for you

You look wet, wanna party?

I don't really recommend trying to use any of these though

fnfalman · 01-11-2010, 01:22 AM

"You want me to stick my tongue up your ass and whistle Yankee Doodle?"

fnfalman · 01-11-2010, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

That is just because they haven't figured out you old fucks are just in it for the sex too.

They know. But they figure they'd get some gourmet meals and maybe some pretty trinkets from Tiffany as well from us old fucks than maybe leftover pizzas from you young punks.

lauralynne · 01-11-2010, 01:27 AM

My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

LeeNetworX · 01-11-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

I don't use lines, I just knock my women to the ground. Worked pretty well for me.

Rider · 01-11-2010, 09:14 AM

I've never used pick up lines before.

One I find funny though: You must be the official here... because you've officially given me wood.

Krabill · 01-11-2010, 09:14 AM

About breakfast . . . do you want me to call you, or nudge you?

Cruzergirl · 01-11-2010, 09:17 AM

The only line that ever worked for me at a bar (yes, it worked, really worked

)

He brought me a rose made out of a cocktail napkin and told me it was the next most beautiful thing in the bar.

Makes me laugh even now. That was a great night!

01-11-2010, 12:22 AM	#33
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Ewww, somebody farted, lets get out of here Welcome to earth (wait for response) oh really? I thought you were an angel Were you just staring at my crotch? Can I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? (walk up to a girl and put your arm around her) Hey Jenny (replies shes not jenny) Oh shit you look like my friend Jenny, shes in town doing a photo shootfor Maxim I'm an organ donor and mine is a perfect match for you You look wet, wanna party? I don't really recommend trying to use any of these though __________________

01-11-2010, 01:22 AM	#34
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	"You want me to stick my tongue up your ass and whistle Yankee Doodle?" __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

01-11-2010, 01:27 AM	#36
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01-11-2010, 09:14 AM	#39
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01-11-2010, 09:14 AM	#38
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I've never used pick up lines before. One I find funny though: You must be the official here... because you've officially given me wood.

01-11-2010, 09:17 AM	#40
Cruzergirl Its a good day. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pace, FL Moto: Victory Kingpin Low Posts: 951	The only line that ever worked for me at a bar (yes, it worked, really worked ) He brought me a rose made out of a cocktail napkin and told me it was the next most beautiful thing in the bar. Makes me laugh even now. That was a great night!