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Old 01-07-2011, 10:07 PM   #31
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My tv remote, a blanket, and a half drank bottle of Magic Hat Old Number 9 Pale Ale.

Looks like im duel weilding a tv remote and a broken bottle... yea im fucked.
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Old 01-07-2011, 10:22 PM   #32
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A container of Clorox disinfectant wipes....
The person cleaning up my mangled corpse will have an easier time of it...
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:58 PM   #33
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Damnit
all i have is a Newk's cup, dish that held a roast beef sammich and a can of skoal
At least you can throw a pinch of Skoal in their eyes, that shit burns! It'll at least give you time to run so you can die tired
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Old 01-08-2011, 01:07 PM   #34
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My daughter's .22 target rifle, she just brought it home from school to clean it and it's to the left of my screen! Zombies beware!
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Old 01-08-2011, 01:19 PM   #35
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Hmmm...

Closest thing at hand is a calculator.

I shall have to divide, and conquer.

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Old 01-08-2011, 02:10 PM   #36
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I got my shotgun app
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:14 PM   #37
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A case of beer. I will be happy at least.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:16 PM   #38
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A case of beer. I will be happy at least.
For 2 seconds, lol.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:43 PM   #39
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Epiphone Firebird, and Roland D-70.

The zombie apocalypse will at least have a soundtrack.

Let's hope music really does soothe the savage beast.
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Epiphone Firebird, and Roland D-70.

The zombie apocalypse will at least have a soundtrack.

Let's hope music really does soothe the savage beast.
Dude, that fucking Firebird is huge, you could easily knock a zombies' head off with that thing.

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