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Old 04-12-2010, 03:25 PM   #31
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My parents had their first sex talk with me....well they never did other then to threaten death if I ever did. Thank God for sex ed and for getting my first job at a pharmacy at age 13. I started to see how many birth control pills and percripts for valtrex went out the door and learned fast.
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:12 PM   #32
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Thats a really good idea.

Although, in school I could have seen myself trying to come up with the funniest/most ridiculous question I could. Actually Id probably do the same thing now.

We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.

I feel comfortable with this group that I wont get any questions just for the shock factor, now, last years group, wouldn't even go there..!
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:18 PM   #33
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We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.
I'll bite. What was her answer? Because the only one that comes to mind is:

"Kid, have you ever tried to pee with a hard-on?"
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Old 04-12-2010, 06:24 PM   #34
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I'll bite. What was her answer? Because the only one that comes to mind is:

"Kid, have you ever tried to pee with a hard-on?"
Yeh is it possible? I'm pretty damn sure its not.


Anyway, IMHO sex ed doesnt work because the kids are usually having sex before they take the class. thats how it was in my situation. My parents had a sex talk with me, but it wasnt anything informative at all and we both left feeling embarresed and didnt actually talk. I had a condom but didnt know to pinch the tip and wound up having the damn thing burst the first few times I used it. So yeh, kids should be rolling them on the banana.
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:42 PM   #35
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BTW.. it's not possible.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:19 PM   #36
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Yeh is it possible? I'm pretty damn sure its not.
My point.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:29 PM   #37
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My point.
I actually probably just didn't show up that day anyway so it wouldnt matter if I was supposed to learn it or not
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:07 AM   #38
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BTW.. it's not possible.
Women should not be allowed to teach male anatomy.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:17 AM   #39
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We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.

I feel comfortable with this group that I wont get any questions just for the shock factor, now, last years group, wouldn't even go there..!
I actually asked that question when I took Sex Ed in middle school.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #40
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I actually asked that question when I took Sex Ed in middle school.
This explains why there are no women in this thread, complaining about sex-ed in schools...

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