OSP's Mini-Bike Mayhem - Page 4

Porkchop · 01-14-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I really wasn't very drunk... People knew immediately cause a couple saw me try to stand up... Then I made them touch my knee... It felt really cool.

Cool... thats not the word i woulda used...

Shit sux man.... looks like Netflix/bittorrent and a video game system will be your new best friend for the next few months......

Amber Lamps · 01-15-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Porkchop

Cool... thats not the word i woulda used...

Shit sux man.... looks like Netflix/bittorrent and a video game system will be your new best friend for the next few months......

Don't forget Redtube,Youporn and Jerky Mc Fwapfwap! Oh well,it'll give you plenty of time to go through your 300+ gigs of porn! Some of which you can send me btw.....

OneSickPsycho · 01-15-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Something to make OSP feel better...

That's AWESOME!!!!

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Originally Posted by pickle.of.doom

Damn, good thing dude didn't have a real bike sittin in the parkin lot!

Fuck that. It wouldn't have happened. I wouldn't even sit on a bike after drinking... Unless it's a mini-bike that gives me a false sense of security... I promise you... THAT will NOT happen again.

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Originally Posted by Porkchop

Cool... thats not the word i woulda used...

Shit sux man.... looks like Netflix/bittorrent and a video game system will be your new best friend for the next few months......

When my leg was straight, I couldn't feel it. And when you felt my knee, it felt like a balloon stuffed with rocks... cool.

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Don't forget Redtube,Youporn and Jerky Mc Fwapfwap! Oh well,it'll give you plenty of time to go through your 300+ gigs of porn! Some of which you can send me btw.....

Fuck that shit. With the painkillers it's hard to get off. I tried jerking off the other night and gave up after an hour... Last night I finally got one off after nearly 2 hours... bout re-spackled the ceiling... Too much effort... not worth it.

Quick281 · 01-15-2009, 01:11 PM

Digifox · 01-15-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Fuck that shit. With the painkillers it's hard to get off. I tried jerking off the other night and gave up after an hour... Last night I finally got one off after nearly 2 hours... bout re-spackled the ceiling... Too much effort... not worth it.

Okay i Blew pizza bite Chunks...thats nasty and hilarious at the same time..

Hope your up and doing stupid shit again soon

t-homo · 01-15-2009, 01:27 PM

Sorry to hear that man. We occasionally get on 50s in someones big backyard after drinking. Always a good time. No shattered kneecaps with our group yet.

Your step brother's response cracked me up.

OneSickPsycho · 01-15-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

Sorry to hear that man. We occasionally get on 50s in someones big backyard after drinking. Always a good time. No shattered kneecaps with our group yet.

Your step brother's response cracked me up.

Key word... Yard. Had I not been on asphault, I would have laughed and got right back on the bitch.

Amber Lamps · 01-15-2009, 08:29 PM

You jerked it for 2 HOURS? Jesus,what brand of lotion do you use...(getting out my notepad and pen). Maybe you should get a Korean hooker to massage your prostate....

OneSickPsycho · 01-15-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

You jerked it for 2 HOURS? Jesus,what brand of lotion do you use...(getting out my notepad and pen). Maybe you should get a Korean hooker to massage your prostate....

Dry... Wet-jerking makes me last longer most of the time... Especially when under the influence.

As far as my product of choice:
http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.as...id=&pf_id=5906

Use about a little more than a quarter-sized amount it breaks down well, getting very thin and slippery... It's long lasting and cleans off easy. Best part is, I get my mom to buy it for my every Christmas... if she only knew...

Amber Lamps · 01-15-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Dry... Wet-jerking makes me last longer most of the time... Especially when under the influence.

As far as my product of choice:
http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.as...id=&pf_id=5906

Use about a little more than a quarter-sized amount it breaks down well, getting very thin and slippery... It's long lasting and cleans off easy. Best part is, I get my mom to buy it for my every Christmas... if she only knew...

:bigrofl:

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01-15-2009, 01:27 PM	#36
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	Sorry to hear that man. We occasionally get on 50s in someones big backyard after drinking. Always a good time. No shattered kneecaps with our group yet. Your step brother's response cracked me up.

01-15-2009, 08:29 PM	#38
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	You jerked it for 2 HOURS? Jesus,what brand of lotion do you use...(getting out my notepad and pen). Maybe you should get a Korean hooker to massage your prostate....