Douchebag Flow Chart

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

The difference is I don't like Ed Hardy.

In fact, when I take over the world I am going to order searches of everyone's closets and if they own Ed Hardy stuff, they are going to be made to live in an enclosed ghetto. I will call it Doucheland.

[unknownroad]

Originally Posted by marko138

Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

Deliberately inconveniencing yourself because you're afraid of fitting the douchebag stereotype? Fail

I feel that the flowchart is missing an important element- hair gel. From what I've seen, a hairdo you can bounce a golf ball off of (particularly the fauxhawk) is a douchebag essential.

[azoomm]

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Thank you! So Ed Hardy is overpriced junk but this $700 purse is totally worth it?...

[azoomm]

Right, and men should wear glitter?

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Right, and men should wear glitter?

Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

Much of authentic Ed Hardy clothing has rhinestones...

http://edhardyshop.com/categories/ed...lin-shirt.html

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[Homeslice]