04-08-2009, 07:21 PM | #31 |
Helmets Optional
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Location: Massajuices
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Case of beer to the first one who can show me a video of my first wife getting tazed! No fair telling her before you do it.
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04-08-2009, 08:23 PM | #32 |
Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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I'm guessing you'd want the gym mat and two helpful gentlemen omitted as well?
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04-08-2009, 08:35 PM | #33 |
AMA Supersport
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Location: Sydney
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That was awesome....I would never do that shit!
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04-08-2009, 09:38 PM | #34 |
Redneck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Dixon, IL
Moto: 2005 GSXR 750
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wow that was impressive, Id hate to be the guy who had to follow her. you'd have to man up or there would be much laughter directed at you. It would be one thing if the woman before you had been some big butch girl, but to have a sexy little thing go before you and show you up would be embarrassing. Sexy ink too!!! props to your wife for takin it and props to you for managing to land such a good lookin woman!
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04-08-2009, 10:30 PM | #35 | |
I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
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Most guys at my work have been arrested and tased at some point. I love hearing their stories. My favorite is one guy who was in prison and was acting up on purpose. Well he taped some notebooks around his chest before going after a gaurd. The gaurd hit him and he yanked it out but the funny part is he said 'What are you going to do now bitch" and then he got tased by a stun gun on his shoulder from another gaurd. Said he dropped immediately.
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04-09-2009, 12:55 AM | #36 |
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Location: Akron OH
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word. nothing like taking excruciating pain and turning it into something enjoyable for the family.
I'm still dying to know how those barbs felt comming out. I've heard they are capable of going through 1.5 mm thick material, which means bike leathers would not stop an assault. They've got to make penetration to be effective, so whats the deal? are we talking a half inch of deep tissue infiltration? |
04-09-2009, 01:06 AM | #37 |
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
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04-09-2009, 10:39 AM | #38 | |
Designated Drinker
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: shitville
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As for the guys, here are the guys that went before her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebfXXxRhzz0 |
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04-09-2009, 11:06 AM | #39 |
Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: Feet
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Tough cute little lady ya got there. I take it she's not the submissive one in the relationship.
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04-09-2009, 11:36 AM | #40 | |
Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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Let's taze someone at the rally
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