Paris Hilton to sponsor a MotoGP 125 team.. - Page 4

OTB · 12-21-2010, 10:12 AM

"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."

marko138 · 12-21-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OTB

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"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."

WOW!

Archren · 12-21-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OTB

http://dlisted.com/node/40081

"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."

Dave · 12-21-2010, 11:07 AM

Her ass looks terrible in that pic

z06boy · 12-21-2010, 12:28 PM

Dayum

derf · 12-21-2010, 04:44 PM

Yup that bike its just as hideous as I imagined it would ber

Amber Lamps · 12-21-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Her ass looks terrible in that pic

Yea...I got my gf some leather pants for X-Mas....they just don't have the same "bone me" aura as the the chaps do... *sigh*

askmrjesus · 12-21-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

I knew I didn't like her when she tried answering her cell phone while getting doggied

What do you mean tried?

She sent me seven texts on bathroom paint ideas.

JC

101lifts2 · 12-23-2010, 02:06 AM

Is some dude gonna actually ride that pink bike around the track? You have to be kidding...

And her ass looks as if she puts a fuckin beer bottle up it. Nasty.

t-homo · 12-23-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Porkchop

There was only ever one instance that I thought she was a quality human being. It was in the Adrian Grenier documentary on poparazzi. She actually seemed genuinely nice. a lot of the time it seems like she is one big act for attention.

Pretty cool doc. btw.

12-21-2010, 10:12 AM	#31
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	And the Celebrity World's Take on The News.... http://dlisted.com/node/40081 "Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea? What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no." __________________ http://www.decreasingradius.net/

12-23-2010, 02:06 AM	#39
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Is some dude gonna actually ride that pink bike around the track? You have to be kidding... And her ass looks as if she puts a fuckin beer bottle up it. Nasty. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

12-21-2010, 11:07 AM	#34
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Her ass looks terrible in that pic

12-21-2010, 12:28 PM	#35
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Dayum

12-21-2010, 04:44 PM	#36
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Yup that bike its just as hideous as I imagined it would ber