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Old 03-03-2008, 03:26 PM   #331
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:44 AM   #334
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Old 03-04-2008, 03:16 PM   #335
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:44 PM   #336
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:46 PM   #337
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Messed my back up real bad so i havent ben up to walking down here to the computer lab, but i had to today so i could let the fam know im still kicking!
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:56 PM   #338
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01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me
either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.

02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and leaky tire.

03. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.

05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.

09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for
you.

10 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips
are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:13 PM   #339
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funny ebbs.
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funny ebbs.
the only one I really laughed at was the last one though
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