Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 319

Trip · 10-07-2010, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

I got hit by this fat old lady in a minivan today.... twice. Yes, in my new car....

Grrrrrrrr

shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?

azoomm · 10-08-2010, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?

She was worried about a guy behind her.... I wanted to beat her with her temporary handicap tag.

marko138 · 10-08-2010, 08:59 AM

Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.

azoomm · 10-08-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.

No damage.

Rider · 10-08-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

No damage.

Good, then just a boot to her fat face will suffice then.

Dave · 10-08-2010, 10:13 AM

Weird dream last night. Started out with something or another about professional baseball players then morphed into a video game style murder mystery with anthropomorphic cartoon characters (think who framed roger rabbit meets kindom hearts set on the atlantic city boardwalk and you're close) then it switched again to a more movie style layout where a serial killer had broken a child's leg and deciding that wasn't a fair hunt murdered and impersonated the surgeon so he could cast him new bones out of plaster. Then vic woke me up to kiss me goodbye before work and all I could hear was ziggy stardust stuck on repeat on the internal jukebox.

Martian spiders, creepy

ontwo · 10-08-2010, 10:51 AM

Damn dude. What did you eat before bed?

Dave · 10-08-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ontwo

Damn dude. What did you eat before bed?

A bacon whopper lol

the chi · 10-08-2010, 10:53 AM

I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.

Trip · 10-08-2010, 10:54 AM

I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.

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ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	Damn dude. What did you eat before bed? __________________

10-08-2010, 10:13 AM	#3186
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Weird dream last night. Started out with something or another about professional baseball players then morphed into a video game style murder mystery with anthropomorphic cartoon characters (think who framed roger rabbit meets kindom hearts set on the atlantic city boardwalk and you're close) then it switched again to a more movie style layout where a serial killer had broken a child's leg and deciding that wasn't a fair hunt murdered and impersonated the surgeon so he could cast him new bones out of plaster. Then vic woke me up to kiss me goodbye before work and all I could hear was ziggy stardust stuck on repeat on the internal jukebox. Martian spiders, creepy

10-08-2010, 10:54 AM	#3190
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.