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Old 05-28-2009, 03:21 PM   #21
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is there insertion or is it softcore
when i was living in texas i had one of those french underwearing dryhumper channels and that shit was only good for laughs, occasional boobage, not much else
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:28 PM   #22
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pizza is afterwards :P
I thought pizza was the "hook". Pizza guy shows up at the door. Girl didn't order but ask what kind, he opens the box and she finds out it's a "Salomi" pizza.... boom the fun begins

Come on now I thought guys were porn experts
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:35 PM   #23
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:35 PM   #24
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I thought pizza was the "hook". Pizza guy shows up at the door. Girl didn't order but ask what kind, he opens the box and she finds out it's a "Salomi" pizza.... boom the fun begins

Come on now I thought guys were porn experts
ugh i hate scripted porn. snow white and the three dwarves is a good example why
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Old 05-28-2009, 09:55 PM   #25
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:12 PM   #26
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Old 05-29-2009, 10:26 AM   #27
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Insertion for sure on the PB. Softcore on Cinemax etc.
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Old 05-29-2009, 11:00 AM   #28
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Old 05-29-2009, 11:01 AM   #29
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How long did that take you?
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Old 05-29-2009, 11:21 AM   #30
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That is awesome.
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