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Old 04-28-2011, 06:17 PM   #21
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It should be legal to shoot anyone caught texting on your lawn.

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Old 04-28-2011, 06:28 PM   #22
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The actual phone aspect of my phone is it's worst quality.
Glad I'm not the only one.
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:31 PM   #23
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You know what they had, back when I was your age, sonny boy?

Telephones you could have a conversation on. "What?", was not every third word.

We gave you little punks big, beefy, hit you in the hard so hard you would fucking DIE telephones, that hardly ever malfunctioned, and what did you do with them?

You turned them in toys for gay children, and covered them in so much candy coating, that the fucking things don't work anymore.

Thanks young people, way to fucking go!

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Old 04-28-2011, 06:33 PM   #24
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:38 PM   #25
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The actual phone aspect of my phone is it's worst quality.
Should have bought a Motorola or Nokia.
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:55 PM   #26
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Should have bought a Motorola or Nokia.
Pass.

Besides, it's really not a problem b/c quite honestly I don't want to talk to anyone.
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:57 PM   #27
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:02 PM   #28
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Pass.

Besides, it's really not a problem b/c quite honestly I don't want to talk to anyone.
Exactly... these guys want to talk on the phone and we're the queers? Mmm... yeah, ok...

9/10 times if my phone rings, I ignore it.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:03 PM   #29
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It should be legal to shoot anyone caught texting on your lawn.

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It should be legal to shoot anyone texting and driving.

...AND legal to just fucking run over anyone texting and walking.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:17 PM   #30
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It should be legal to shoot anyone texting and driving.

...AND legal to just fucking run over anyone texting and walking.
I will second that
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