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Old 04-28-2010, 07:59 PM   #21
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:10 PM   #22
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Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:55 PM   #23
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I'm not kidding.

You know those commercials where they warn about erections lasting more than 4 hours?

This poor fucker was on his way to nookie heaven, but got stuck in traffic.

Now look at him.

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Old 04-28-2010, 09:23 PM   #24
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That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?
Rigor mortis is one of the recognizable signs of death (Latin mors, mortis meaning "of death") that is caused by a chemical change in the muscles after death, causing the limbs of the corpse to become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate.[1] In humans it commences after about 3 hours, reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours, and gradually dissipates until approximately 72 hours (3 days) after death.



Either they waited after 3 days or they broke the joint and moved his body parts.
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:38 PM   #25
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I saw an episode of my name is earl where they had unusual funerals.. I thought it was just a joke.
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:48 PM   #26
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Rigor mortis is one of the recognizable signs of death
Other recognizable signs include a lack of movement, lifelessness, poor appetite, Volvo ownership, and thorax worms.

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:36 PM   #27
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That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:29 AM   #28
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:34 PM   #30
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looks a little stiff... needs to relax and keep his body loose... or he'll never get a knee down
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