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Old 01-05-2010, 03:49 PM   #21
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Glad your ok and at least it was your car. One of my friends woke up on the road with a broken clavicle after one of those hairy kamikazes' took out his VFR.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:57 PM   #22
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My dad's last half tonne got taken out by a HERD of elk that ran into the side of him, stupid animals!
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:01 PM   #23
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My dad's last half tonne got taken out by a HERD of elk that ran into the side of him, stupid animals!
Sounds like an act of WAR!
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:43 PM   #24
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Sounds like an act of WAR!
Or it's all just part of the great animal conspiracy. http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:46 PM   #25
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An old friends dad was driving his work truck down a county road and a buck rammed the side while he was driving. There were a set of holes in his passenger door. LOL

I dont think he meant to ram him, just just to run across the road.


I can't so for all deer but there some kinds that can not see well. They use their ears and nose more.
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:06 PM   #26
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Yeah, step on a tiny twig and turn your head in the woods and they're off like they're on fire...but they don't fear cars trucks and tractors much. I think once they go in flight mode they just pick a direction for a while, doesn't matter whats there, Trip's car for instance I got a scratch on my right quarter panel of my '97 Firehawk when a buck tried to beat me across the road once. Luckily I was in 3rd gear and beat him by an antler
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:06 PM   #27
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:36 PM   #28
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Yeah, step on a tiny twig and turn your head in the woods and they're off like they're on fire...but they don't fear cars trucks and tractors much.
Reminds me of Ron White's bit on deer hunting. I can't find the Blue Collar Comedy Tour version, which has the exact same words just a little better done.

http://comedians.jokes.com/ron-white...--deer-hunting
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:35 PM   #29
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glad you were OK and in a car that doesn't matter too much
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:46 PM   #30
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It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.
A few years back, my mom was telling me about a girl who was riding on the back of her boyfriend's motorcycle and was knocked off when a deer t-boned them.
Fortunately she survived.
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