Wait... you mean my Honda isn't tornado proof??

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

I'm sueing Trojan for allowing me to jerk off without having a condom on.

And for having the possible millions of sewer babies from flushing them down.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by The Chi

Id think the hubby killed their case by stating he told her NOT to leave the house. What kind of mother endangers her children like that?

Not so sure they're trying to build the same case . Anybody else notice the mother is a defendant in the case?

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Ummm... yeah... she's a total fucking retard... use laminated glass like in the windshield... and then next time you're driving a fucking tornado and land in the neighbors pool, the rest of your mouth-breathing family will sue Honda because nobody could break the glass to escape...

What if they gave her that old school glass? The glass that breaks in giant wedges that cut your head off.

[Evadd]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Reminds me of a story I read a long time ago ('70's maybe?).

Dude buys himself a Honda dirt bike, and goes for a ride in the Mojave desert.

It's, you know, the fucking desert, so he doesn't take any water with him. He goes out on his own, gets lost, and runs out of gas. So now he's stuck in the desert, and for some strange reason, he gets thirsty. Imagine that. What does our intrepid explorer do? He breaks out his trusty tool kit, pulls the battery out, and tries to drink it's contents. This (obviously) doesn't go very well, and he is now still thirsty, with the added benefit of having a volcano where his throat used to be.

Unfortunately, some other folks find the moron before he could die, and he survives.

First thing he does? Well sue Honda of course, because there was no warning label on the battery, that said you shouldn't drink battery acid.

So if you've ever wondered why there is a warning label on your battery that says, "DO NOT DRINK!" you'll know who to thank.

JC

but it's got electrolytes.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Evadd

but it's got electrolytes.

I sense a Powerthirst commercial in the works....