So I welcomed a thief into my home today... - Page 3

Gas Man · 12-21-2010, 09:46 AM

Pot... good job for you. And this is why I always have my gun on/near me. When I'm in the shower, the gun is on the counter in the bathroom. When sleeping its on my nightstand. In the living room either on me, or in/next to me. However, I always in lock down like fort knox as well.

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Originally Posted by tallywacker

Should have waited for him to make it all the way in

Agreed.

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Originally Posted by zlicius

its alot harder to shoot somebody than it is to say it

he had a legal opp. to shoot him, cuz i'm sure quack was in fear for his life. which is reason enough to

ed here

True, and if you do, I'm sure it will F you up in the head. NO BS

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Hopefully he wet his pants and learned his lesson. Otherwise he's gonna end up actually GETTING shot.

Exactly

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Originally Posted by OTB

I've been broken into twice during previous Christmas(es?). Both times it was drug skells looking for stuff they could make a quick buck on. Both times met with hardware... wasn't a happy ending for them.

Haven't had a problem now in over 20 years...knock on wood....

Nice!

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Originally Posted by marko138

Why was your window unlocked?

This! WTF?

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Originally Posted by OTB

PS...

in Maryland, at least, if you are going to shoot somebody, they had better be IN YOUR HOUSE and armed or YOU are going to jail.

If you shoot somebody who is unarmed, or who is retreating, you are gonna be in a world of hurt.

Not saying it's right, it's just the way it is....

No castle law FTL

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

What kind of dog do you have?

If I were a thief I wouldn't have fucked around with a house with a dog, regardless of size. Even if the dog is too small to hurt you, the noise would have me panicked... of course, I'm not a douche who B&E's either...

I agree. I told the wife the good side effect of the negative of Brinks barking at anybody within 100 yards of the house, is that everybody within 1/8 mile knows we own a really big F'in dog that doesn't like people.

CasterTroy · 12-21-2010, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

And get a throwaway gun to plant on him after you shoot him

used Lorcin for $25 works

Archren · 12-21-2010, 09:54 AM

Y'all are gonna make me start sleeping with my gun under my pillow. 6 months after being home from Iraq, I'm still looking for my M9 from time to time.

Ninjakel · 12-21-2010, 10:15 AM

Wow. Shits crazy.

we have 2 large dogs who hate strangers and multiple guns through the house.

and Castle law FTW

Amorok · 12-21-2010, 10:15 AM

I have a big headboard with the porno cabinets on either side. There's guns in either side, a couple of .45's on my side and the Ruger .22lr on Ulu's (give her something she's comfortable with.) I'm in my bathrobe right now, and there's a .45 next to me. Ask pot if I'm paranoid.

Gas Man · 12-21-2010, 11:21 AM

I can attest to the crazyness of Amorok! Right bud!

z06boy · 12-21-2010, 11:33 AM

That's why I have a gun and a dog.

Glad it all worked out and you didn't actually have to shoot the worthless piece of crap.

Ditto on the unlocked window....not good.

derf · 12-21-2010, 11:47 AM

Should have grabbed him once he was all the way in

Dave · 12-21-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

used Lorcin for $25 works

Bahahaha lorcin

VatorMan · 12-21-2010, 12:11 PM

Gun + Dog + throw away FTW.

12-21-2010, 09:54 AM	#23
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Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Wow. Shits crazy. we have 2 large dogs who hate strangers and multiple guns through the house. and Castle law FTW __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

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Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I have a big headboard with the porno cabinets on either side. There's guns in either side, a couple of .45's on my side and the Ruger .22lr on Ulu's (give her something she's comfortable with.) I'm in my bathrobe right now, and there's a .45 next to me. Ask pot if I'm paranoid. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

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Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I can attest to the crazyness of Amorok! Right bud! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	That's why I have a gun and a dog. Glad it all worked out and you didn't actually have to shoot the worthless piece of crap. Ditto on the unlocked window....not good.

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Should have grabbed him once he was all the way in

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VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	Gun + Dog + throw away FTW.