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Old 09-19-2012, 04:19 PM   #21
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He doesn't go out long for lunch unless its a business lunch.
He's in the office around 8:30AM and whenever I've stayed late he is always here to at least 7:30PM

He's in his late 50's, no kids and not married. No phone calls to anyone besides work folks or "Mother \ Father"
Does he like women?
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:56 PM   #22
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Does he like women?
I don't think so.
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:05 PM   #23
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What you are describing confirms the existence of time travel cause this is clearly an older, alcoholic Homeslice.
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:10 PM   #24
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What you are describing confirms the existence of time travel cause this is clearly an older, alcoholic Homeslice.
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:22 PM   #25
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No shit! Makes perfect sense!
Since no one has even attempted to identify what's wrong with saying mother (other than it being unusual), I'd say the only sense it makes is "Hey, Homeslice made a post, let's find a way to bash it".

But whatever floats your boat.
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Old 09-19-2012, 08:54 PM   #26
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Since no one has even attempted to identify what's wrong with saying mother (other than it being unusual), I'd say the only sense it makes is "Hey, Homeslice made a post, let's find a way to bash it".

But whatever floats your boat.
I agree but I find it unusual he repeats it. I feel the first one will do then the rest can do without the mother or father. But maybe his parents are a Catholic priest and a nun.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:36 PM   #27
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Are you sure someone is on the other end of the phone? It makes me think of the last 10 or so seconds of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5ej7Eui30
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:04 AM   #28
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I agree but I find it unusual he repeats it. I feel the first one will do then the rest can do without the mother or father. But maybe his parents are a Catholic priest and a nun.
My parents were Jesuit priest and nun. I don't call them Mother or Father.
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:11 PM   #29
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The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #30
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The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.
Home sweet home.

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