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Old 12-19-2009, 05:40 PM   #21
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"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."
Ok, this one I a) don't get and b) have gotten crap for. No I don't say "lady friend" but if she's introducing herself why do I get crap for not introducing them as my girlfriend? And what am I supposed to say if we haven't had the talk at this point?
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:07 PM   #22
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How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:43 PM   #23
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The perfect house would have a toilet AND a urinal. Or his and her bathrooms.
I have his/hers bathrooms for the most part.
The upstairs bathroom is "hers" and if I use it, the lid goes down with the seat.

The basement bathroom is mine. The seat stays up.
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:55 PM   #24
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Women should put the seat up for us, that way we don't piss on it because we don't feel like putting it up.
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:58 PM   #25
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Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but...

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:01 PM   #26
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The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.
When you are drunk it's best to find a completely open toilet. I'm not above pissing on a closed one. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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Old 12-19-2009, 08:33 PM   #27
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We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom

(incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning)
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Old 12-19-2009, 08:46 PM   #28
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I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.
Maybe 'cus it sounds like Vegas-ese for 'my hooker'?...
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:10 PM   #29
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Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife.
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:37 PM   #30
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The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true.

The toilet seat thing?

I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.
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