Douchebag Flow Chart - Page 3

LeeNetworX · 01-18-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

Amber Lamps · 01-16-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Yep, I use my phone for work and get 10-20 calls a day so fuck you, I'm leaving my headset in. When I get home, it comes right out!

Amber Lamps · 01-16-2010, 06:37 PM

Fuck, I am a total douche!!!

I have tan skin.
I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing.
I have a blue tooth ear piece.
I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off...
The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person...

Oh well...

Captain Morgan · 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM

Not a douchebag

Particle Man · 01-18-2010, 09:23 PM

Homeslice · 01-18-2010, 09:40 PM

Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $20-25 at Macy's........
Polo or Nautica might be up to $50, and that's tops.....

Amber Lamps · 01-18-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $25 at Macy's........ Polo or Nautica? Maybe $50, and that's tops.....

So? Is it price that determines douchebaggery? Well then good, because I only paid $30 for my EH jeans and about $25 each for my t-shirts. No bs. If price is the only factor then I'm good to go!

Captain Morgan · 01-19-2010, 02:05 AM

Tags

Homeslice · 01-19-2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

So? Is it price that determines douchebaggery? Well then good, because I only paid $30 for my EH jeans and about $25 each for my t-shirts. No bs. If price is the only factor then I'm good to go!

Props for scoring a good deal, but normal retail is a lot higher on that stuff

Amber Lamps · 01-19-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Props for scoring a good deal, but normal retail is a lot higher on that stuff

Yea but Izod polos are more than $20 too... Anyway, I don't mind being a douche bag honestly. You all have called me that for having "too much" stuff on my bike, for the computer I own, etc. If having expensive stuff makes one a douche bag then I definitely qualify. Now, if I could find a nice pair of Oakleys....

01-18-2010, 09:23 PM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

01-16-2010, 06:37 PM	#3
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Fuck, I am a total douche!!! I have tan skin. I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing. I have a blue tooth ear piece. I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off... The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person... Oh well...

01-16-2010, 05:50 PM	#4
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Not a douchebag

01-18-2010, 09:40 PM	#6
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $20-25 at Macy's........ Polo or Nautica might be up to $50, and that's tops.....

01-19-2010, 02:05 AM	#8
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Tags