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Old 02-16-2009, 11:33 PM   #21
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First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!

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Old 02-17-2009, 12:12 AM   #22
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i just got treated to a home cooked meal of porkchops wrapped in bacon with a side of scalloped potatoes served with a cold yuengling. fucking awesome.

You have a wife?....
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:28 AM   #23
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Damn, you're making me hungry............for lots of things.
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:41 AM   #24
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she loves cooking so anytime you guys happen to be on the east coast you are more than welcome to drop by



now i have





great stuff, do you guys get flying fish over there? its a local brew for us but i always wonder how far it gets
That pic is unacceptable. Full frontal and full rear nudity is required. I've had Flying Dog, but never heard of Flying Fish.
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:55 AM   #25
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Her head is blocking her ass...No go...

And My fiancee fucking rocks in the kitchen, I had Chicken Alfredo with broccli last night a Milkshake and some Homemade brownies...

She makes KICKass baked ziti to.
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Old 02-17-2009, 02:24 AM   #26
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Yeah, but how does she handle the manicotti?
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:19 AM   #27
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You lucky people and your significant others!
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:33 AM   #28
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First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!



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You have a wife?....
wifepeice = girlfriend. you know us young people and our crazy slangs
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:34 AM   #29
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:35 AM   #30
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wifepeice = girlfriend. you know us young people and our crazy slangs
And some people wonder why the english language is so horrible now...
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