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Old 03-26-2009, 09:36 AM   #21
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:40 AM   #22
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:12 AM   #23
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I guess I'm in the majority here, as I just want my ashes pitched off Rattlesnake Point. If I was to have a tombstone then I suppose that I would want it to have one of the dumbest sayings that I ever see on signs that people put on their office doors: Back in 30 minutes.
Reminds me of one I saw... think it was a photoshop... but... it said:


Respawn in 9... 8... 7...

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Old 03-26-2009, 11:12 AM   #24
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I'm with the majority, I don't want my body lying around for people to fuck with it later. I'll be cremated, put in an urn and Ulu will put me on a shelf until she dies, then I'll probably go in the casket with her. I like the Harry Dresden inscription "He died doing the right thing."
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:24 AM   #25
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I'm with the majority, I don't want my body lying around for people to fuck with it later. I'll be cremated, put in an urn and Ulu will put me on a shelf until she dies, then I'll probably go in the casket with her. I like the Harry Dresden inscription "He died doing the right thing."
So she's going to keep you on the shelf with the rest of dead hubbies.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:25 AM   #26
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Sure, I'll have someone to bullshit with. Hell, as far as I'm concerned they can put cigarettes out in me.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:44 AM   #27
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I don't want a tombstone, I want to have a green burial at sea. Just strap some weights to my legs and dump my unembalmed body into the ocean. With the way I am probably going to happen sooner rather than later and might require multiple drops.
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:06 PM   #28
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I don't want a tombstone, I want to have a green burial at sea. Just strap some weights to my legs and dump my unembalmed body into the ocean. With the way I am probably going to happen sooner rather than later and might require multiple drops.
Yeah... yeah... It's all fun and games until your severed feet turn up off the shore of Vancouver Island and RCMP start going nuts about a serial killer again
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:16 PM   #29
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Yeah... yeah... It's all fun and games until your severed feet turn up off the shore of Vancouver Island and RCMP start going nuts about a serial killer again


Statues in the states require that the body be very well weighted and in a certain depth of water if it's uncremated remains, I believe it's about 1,000ft, so hopefully that wont happen.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:54 PM   #30
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