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Old 06-28-2010, 08:43 PM   #1
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You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America
I heard it was San Francisco relocated.

Also I think I remember in FMJ that the drill instructor Ad Libbed most of what he said so he probably picked it up from the movie since it came out before FMJ. I think R. Lee Ermey probably has a Ph.D in shit talking
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:17 PM   #2
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Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.
No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:37 PM   #3
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No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.
That's just Austin....and the only steer I know of is Bevo.

I love Texas, but good god...this is just embarassing
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:51 PM   #4
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Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.
That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).
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That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).
That particular quote was from "Full Metal Jacket"
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If so, then FMJ ripped it off from Officer And A Gentleman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvqv0wUDTM
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If so, then FMJ ripped it off from Officer And A Gentleman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvqv0wUDTM
And they stole it from life.
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:22 PM   #8
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Oh look. I found an article about homeslice and one of austins most beloved icons.
http://www.yearofthepizza.com/2009/0...eslie-cochran/
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:41 PM   #9
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Oh look. I found an article about homeslice and one of austins most beloved icons.
http://www.yearofthepizza.com/2009/0...eslie-cochran/
I saw Leslie at LoveJoy's a few months ago... he was looking extremely bad.

Republicans carrying Austin Did I read that in this thread?
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Old 06-28-2010, 08:31 PM   #10
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I saw Leslie at LoveJoy's a few months ago... he was looking extremely bad.

Republicans carrying Austin Did I read that in this thread?
I didn't mean Austin, I meant Republicans will always have Texas as a whole. My bad.
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