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Old 02-03-2010, 06:39 PM   #21
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Fuck! I am dying here. this is the funniest thread in a very long time.

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Old 02-03-2010, 06:44 PM   #22
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This is fucking hilarious.
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:20 PM   #23
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Holy shit, so much funny!
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:20 PM   #24
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From lunch today: **NWS**
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:23 PM   #25
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thats awesome
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:28 PM   #26
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that is hilarious
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Old 02-04-2010, 03:48 PM   #27
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I got some guys good last night. When my wife came home I had her look pretty and sit in front of the webcam while I sat to the side off cam with a keyboard. We got a group of guys on and she started flirting with them and stuff. It didn't take long for them to ask to see her tits so she agreed.

She stood up and backed up so they could see her whole body. She started taking her shirt off and BAM!...I jumped in with my balls hanging out full screen!! hahahahahaha. OMG they were pissed!!! I put my face up to the cam and said, "I got you fuckers good!!"

Then we got a lil skinny guy on and she started flirting with him and stuff. Told him she was lonely because her husband worked the night shift as a cop. So this went on for a couple of minutes and my wife looks over to her fight with a terrified look and starts "trying to explain" I came into view of the camera with my .45 strapped to my side and "backhanded" her out of her chair. Then I got close to the cam and was reading the screen and going "What the fuck?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"

He signed off. hahahaha.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:10 PM   #28
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:04 PM   #29
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oh shit, i had to look here one more time before i went home. now my night will be spent thinking about the cat costume. LOL
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:48 PM   #30
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WTF? I must be missing something.

Edit: okay, figured it out. but I don't have any .gifs to use to fuck with people, so I'll pass

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