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Old 03-25-2011, 10:39 AM   #21
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I WAS planning to use her for a pre-work wank. Couldn't find her on btjunkie either. You shouldn't get fired if your porn can't be found for free
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:53 AM   #22
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Looked at the pic on the first page.
First instinct was to say "That's a dude"

I have a long winded response to the original question...will post up after I decide on how I feel about the original pic.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:55 AM   #23
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God, why do these morons always tell?
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:36 AM   #24
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God, why do these morons always tell?
They are obviously not learning from the right sources - the dad should get a kick in the nads.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:37 AM   #25
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They are obviously not learning from the right sources - the dad should get a kick in the nads.
Psshhhh....how many kids actually have a Dad that teaches them something?
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:50 AM   #26
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Psshhhh....how many kids actually have a Dad that teaches them something?
It's Quebec. Dad at least teaches them how to hold a Scotch and cigarette in the same hand, so that they can 'talk' with 'da udder one.' You know; real life skills.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:17 PM   #27
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What if she were a prostitute? Would that change anything? What if she were doing scat porn? Would that make it different?

Do you think it's not going to be a distraction to the school that the students have now seen her insides being stretched open by a cock the size of a tree trunk?
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:30 PM   #28
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What if she were a prostitute? Would that change anything? What if she were doing scat porn? Would that make it different?

Do you think it's not going to be a distraction to the school that the students have now seen her insides being stretched open by a cock the size of a tree trunk?
Yeah, even if shes just a secretary in the office kids are going to walk in to see the porn star and trade her videos and prank call her desk and who knows what else.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:48 PM   #29
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what the hell is a "blue movie" ?
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:57 PM   #30
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What if she were a prostitute? Would that change anything? What if she were doing scat porn? Would that make it different?

Do you think it's not going to be a distraction to the school that the students have now seen her insides being stretched open by a cock the size of a tree trunk?
Porn star... Prostitute... Both have sex for money, so I don't see a lot of difference.
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