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Old 02-03-2009, 12:08 PM   #21
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Wow.

At least you didn't take a picture of said poo.
We don't really know he didn't, He just might not have posted it (yet).
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:26 PM   #22
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happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:51 PM   #23
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Au contraire......I'd be laughing my ass off as I pulled the covers over your head!
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:36 PM   #24
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:47 PM   #25
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happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:20 PM   #26
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happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.


That should be a bumper sticker.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:53 PM   #27
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Au contraire......I'd be laughing my ass off as I pulled the covers over your head!
I think... I think I love you...
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:59 PM   #28
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I think... I think I love you...
Love finds you when and where you least expect it...

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Old 02-03-2009, 10:03 PM   #29
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Love finds you when and where you least expect it...

The bathroom?

Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places...

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