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Old 05-29-2011, 10:55 PM   #21
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No....you need this guy
For bait?
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:38 AM   #22
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I was thinking... "I don't have to be fast, just faster than THAT guy"
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:11 PM   #23
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Old 05-31-2011, 11:34 AM   #24
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Old 05-31-2011, 01:35 PM   #25
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Old 05-31-2011, 02:18 PM   #26
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Old 05-31-2011, 02:26 PM   #27
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Old 05-31-2011, 02:45 PM   #28
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I was thinking... "I don't have to be fast, just faster than THAT guy"
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People need to realize when they go out for nature walks in the mountains or swimming in the ocean. Your ass is no longer on top of the food chain.

The bear is curious and following the guy who is running away.

Stop running from him and make as much fucking noise as possible. They don't speak english so screaming works just fine. Show that your a threat to them, and not weak.

Also 20 rounds of .40 hollow points is what I would be using to talk to pooh bear there if screaming didn't work.

mmm bear steaks..
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