Funny Shirt - Page 3

OneSickPsycho · 10-10-2009, 03:28 PM

"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."

Gas Man · 10-10-2009, 03:29 PM

You guys are funny! Good shit!

Trip · 10-10-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

Best one yet,

OneSickPsycho · 10-10-2009, 03:36 PM

"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"

Amber Lamps · 10-10-2009, 03:58 PM

"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!"

"TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings"

"TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net"

"TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level"

"Fuck More, Bitch Less"

"TWFix: Postwhores Welcome"

"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."

"TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted"

"TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan"

"TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do"

"TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day"

"TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual"

"TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure"

"TWFix: The Anti-Drug"

Amber Lamps · 10-10-2009, 04:02 PM

"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved"

"TWFix: This Ain't Your Father's Motorcycle Forum"

Trip · 10-10-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."

I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

Mrs. Colleen · 10-10-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

I like that one...but with a sportbike.

I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean.

Trip · 10-10-2009, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean.

There are women's specific shirts that I can make. So that's not an issue.

OneSickPsycho · 10-10-2009, 04:15 PM

Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."

How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."?

"Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't."

"Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day."

"Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather."

Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...

10-10-2009, 03:29 PM	#22
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	You guys are funny! Good shit! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

10-10-2009, 03:28 PM	#21
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."

10-10-2009, 03:36 PM	#24
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"

10-10-2009, 03:58 PM	#25
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!" "TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings" "TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net" "TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level" "Fuck More, Bitch Less" "TWFix: Postwhores Welcome" "TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat." "TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted" "TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan" "TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do" "TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day" "TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual" "TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure" "TWFix: The Anti-Drug"

10-10-2009, 04:02 PM	#26
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved" "TWFix: This Ain't Your Father's Motorcycle Forum"

10-10-2009, 04:15 PM	#30
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls." How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."? "Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't." "Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day." "Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather." Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...