What Kind Of Cologne Do you Wear?

[askmrjesus]

Old Spice.

It has a ship on the bottle, and everybody knows women love guys with boats.

JC

[KSGregman]

Chrome

[Porkchop]

We have a cologne case at work... check these two out if you like the more sweet than spice... these are my faves.

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[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Old Spice.

It has a ship on the bottle, and everybody knows women love guys with boats.

JC

Awwww....my daddy wears Old Spice.

[snaps]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

You're one of those girls that just smells good naturally aren't you?

I don't know what I smell like, I'm used to "me".

I get compliments, though, so sure, I'll go with that

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Librarian

I work in a college, and what I usually encounter are people with severe cases of UCP (undergraduate cologne problem). This is when kids douse themselves with large quantities of really cheap-shit stuff from the stinky aisle of the local supermarket. I've had them come into my office to ask questions and I've actually had to tell them to leave and come back after they take a shower!

Now, with that said, there are a whole lot of you out there with middle-aged versions of UCP. The thinking must be something like "I know this is good stuff, and that just a little bit is required, but a little more of it must be even better." Then you start to get used to the shit and you can't smell it anymore, so you use just a little more each time. Pretty soon, nobody can stand to be downwind of you outdoors, or in the same room if indoors. No women come up and make conversation, or if they do they leave really quickly. And you wonder why?

Which takes me to my favorite rant about stinky stuff: patchouli. Now here is a combination of stinky things that are the favorite of the Earth Mothers and the shoeless types everywhere. What they don't know is the history of patchouli: it was originally sprinkled liberally on carpets prior to rolling them up and putting them on the camels to be carried from Persia (Iran) to Western Europe. Why? Because patchouli is natural mothballs. When these carpets arrived in the homes of the wealthy and powerful the smell couldn't be removed, and eventually the idea that this smell was of mothballs was forgotten and the smell became associated with wealth. So here are the hippies wearing mothball scent so that they can pretend to be wealthy.

Yeah, I have a bottle of cologne. Don't remember the name. I've had it for about 15 years. It's 3/4 full.

Yeah, I know a couple people like that. I actually don't where any cologne. I smell like whatever my deo smells like (or my bo if I forget the deo).

And the patchouli is to cover the smell of the pot.

[LeeNetworX]

American Crew

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Awwww....my daddy wears Old Spice.

Who's your daddy now?

Sorry, had to.

JC

[Mr Lefty]

Cerruti Image... hard to find... but that just means I'm not gonna smell like everyone else.

[Amorok]

What's the green bottle with the gold leaf on it? I wear that or old spice. I don't put on a lot of smellgood though, usually just eau de Camel. Ulu doesn't really care and I don't feel the need to impress my co workers.