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Old 07-20-2010, 03:57 PM   #21
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I wish farts in the Er was all I had to deal with
But then what fun would THAT be?
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:59 PM   #22
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But then what fun would THAT be?
I am a guy, farts are naturaly funny
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:31 PM   #23
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Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that...
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:54 PM   #24
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I once walked by a huge conference table of people (all men) in a small office and let 'er rip... they blamed each other. I had a great laugh... ahh, good times.
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Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that...
Fecking hell....WOW.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:15 PM   #25
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Kell.. shoulda looked around with a "wtf" look on your face

But srsly... that's an awesome way to announce your presence!


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Old 07-20-2010, 06:30 PM   #26
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I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2
I was working in a store one night. Another guy told everyone that he had gas and was letting them rip. That was perfect because my stomach was in rough shape that night from my supper. I would walk over near the area he was in and drop on then leave. The girls in the next isle would blame it on him. That was a good 30 minutes or so of fun.

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This thread is too funny!
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:29 PM   #28
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I fart at work all the time. Some are loud, some are silent, some stink to high hell, some don't. My coworkers probably hear them, but I really don't care.
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:42 PM   #30
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