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Old 06-12-2008, 07:29 PM   #2581
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My sister got a german exchange student that wanted me. Only problem was she was built like a man, smelled like ass, and really really scared me. She would never take showers and would hide her clothes so my mom couldn't wash them. She was really gross.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:37 PM   #2582
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My parents student was like 5'2, 100 lbs, DDs. Hot as hell and didn't smell bad.
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T Rock that sounds like my kinda German
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:42 PM   #2584
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Here is a picture of her with my parents.
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:22 PM   #2585
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:29 PM   #2586
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I'm off to bonnaroo, peace dudes and dudettes!
hey thats right down the road from me
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:31 PM   #2587
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congratulations, you just passed 3rd grade geography.
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:09 PM   #2588
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:35 PM   #2589
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:40 PM   #2590
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