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Old 10-16-2009, 11:09 AM   #241
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I learned that 2 weeks after being hit in the face with an apple shot from a potato gun, one's eye sight can seem to be getting better, then suddenly get bad, and *bam* you need to have surgery for your detatched retina. (Not me, my brother in law, for those who didn't read my original post in this thread.)
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:21 AM   #242
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I learned that 2 weeks after being hit in the face with an apple shot from a potato gun, one's eye sight can seem to be getting better, then suddenly get bad, and *bam* you need to have surgery for your detatched retina. (Not me, my brother in law, for those who didn't read my original post in this thread.)
I didn't see the original post but man...that has to suck !!
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:22 AM   #243
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I learned that my ex detagged pics of us together on Facebook. Holy Jesus do I hate dating.
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:10 PM   #244
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I learned that Walmart sells Cactus Cooler. Farking sweet!
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:17 PM   #245
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I learned for the millionth time that people would rather try to race my very beat up stock civic than when I was riding my CBARRR.

Today on the way home from work, some douchebag in a M3 or M4 would slow up and hinder my progress when cars were on the right and then pull over to the right when it cleared and gun it so I couldn't pass him. My little 4 cylinder POS isn't going to be able to compete with a volkswagon beetle, much less a BMW. Why do people have to be douches like that on the interstate????

I finally got tired of it and gunned it in the right lane and we came up on some traffic and I just shouldered it around my side and got back in line ahead of him and then the 50 mph blocking fun began.... He wasn't brave enough to go on the shoulder with his fancy BMW.
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Old 10-17-2009, 12:33 AM   #246
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I learned that I failed at applying sunscreen and half of this ginger's face now matches my hair. Damn.
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Old 10-17-2009, 01:25 AM   #247
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I learned that this one guy at work will never learn that no matter how many workshops we have on the damn scrap report, that will are going to end up doing SOMETHING manually.
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:37 AM   #248
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I learned that drinking 10 or 11 beers eating 20 or more wings and a burger doesnt end well if you have to be up at 5:30 the following morning to work

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Old 10-17-2009, 08:56 AM   #249
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I learned that drinking 10 or 11 beers eating 20 or more wings and a burger doesnt end well if you have to be up at 5:30 the following morning to work

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Yeah but the loaded "beer farts" are worth sharing with everyone thus making THEM pay too
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:57 AM   #250
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Yeah but the loaded "beer farts" are worth sharing with everyone thus making THEM pay too
I let on eloose at home and I had ot leave the room the fiancee was passed out but 2 of the cats came out soon after too

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