Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed wish i could record this shit

[dReWpY]

Originally Posted by Dave

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed wish i could record this shit

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by drewpy

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

[Dave]

Originally Posted by drewpy

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

Michael bay would direct it and fuck it all up with explosions and a lackof tits

[Dave]

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Dave

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was

the good ones never come back for me.

[dReWpY]

Riding durrrrty.....

[Mudpuppy]

just postwhoring through..

[Rangerscott]

Fixed the toilet and now giving it a test run.

[Brandon]

today, i really hated my job.