10-12-2011, 02:32 PM | #201 |
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Had to google Jeep Patriot to learn what it was. When I saw that it uses the same chassis as a Dodge Caliber, it explained everything.
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10-12-2011, 02:34 PM | #202 | |
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10-12-2011, 02:47 PM | #203 |
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This past weekend, my friend and I rented a late model Mercury Grand Marquis. This one had all the power options, leather, and whatever else. My review of it is slightly skewed, though. We drove a non-turbo diesel flatbed tow truck hauling a 9,000 pound wheel lift tow truck up to North Carolina from Florida preceding the rental, so anything that wasn't cramped, uncomfortable, and slow was a blessing.
That said, the seats were comfortable. The leather felt a little cheap, almost plasticy/synthetic. Power wasn't bad. There seemed to be some slight hesitation from hitting the throttle to actually responding. The steering was ridiculously floaty. It took more effort to stay in a lane than any car should have. The trunk was massive. It was easily in the tier where capacity is measured in dead bodies, rather than groceries. Not a horrible ride, especially after being stuck in a truck that literally took miles to reach 60 mph, but nothing I'd ever want to own.
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10-12-2011, 02:56 PM | #204 |
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I measure all my cars' trunks in bodies. Except the Mini I'm currently driving. That'd require using children, and that's a bit creepy.
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10-12-2011, 03:01 PM | #205 |
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How about midgets? Less creepy, more festive.
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10-12-2011, 03:08 PM | #206 |
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Good call. It's definitely a 2-midget trunk.
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10-12-2011, 03:37 PM | #207 |
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10-12-2011, 04:07 PM | #208 |
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That was supposed to read "30mph" but I think I'll leave it as-is... it's funnier that way
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10-14-2011, 07:19 AM | #209 |
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I must agree.
Had a caliber one time on rental and it sucked so bad. I was never happier to rid myself of tt car. I will add that I recently rented a dodge caravan crew for a drivers class at work. Omg how do they sell those things? Seats are the most uncomfortable pieces of shit board I've ever sat in. Maybe a slight notch better than a go-cart. In the third row there is NO foot room because you can't get your feet under the seat in front of u. That class was 5 hours of seating torcher. |
10-14-2011, 03:22 PM | #210 | |
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