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Old 01-14-2011, 12:48 AM   #1
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I'll pass on both. The brunette isnt doing it for me in the face and the blonde looks like a 12 yr old munchkin.
in a three way beauty contest my hand wins every time
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:03 AM   #2
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in a three way beauty contest my hand wins every time
This may be revealing too much about myself, but for satisfaction purposes my hand wins out over a generous portion of the female population. But, ya know, a good woman makes a much better impression on the family and is better on my arm at parties.
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:06 PM   #3
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:08 PM   #4
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Going on my honeymoon next week.

When did you get married?

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Old 01-16-2011, 08:02 PM   #5
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:16 AM   #6
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fucking hilarious..

and i know a few women that give a really good hj..
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No woman will ever give you a handjob as well as you can give yourself. But I love me some Anne Hathaway too.
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:12 AM   #9
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*sees both of those and raises you a seizure*
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