Things I learned today... - Page 20

HurricaneHeather · 10-12-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Today I learned that no matter how many times it happens, when a world champion calls me on the phone my head goes all fanboi and I have to control a weird giggle that doesn't happen at any other time...

Can you record this please?

FJRChick · 10-12-2009, 05:10 PM

I learned that men's boobs go up and down when they run, but not together. One at a time in sync with the leg coming off the ground.

Tsunami · 10-12-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by FJRChick

I learned that men's boobs go up and down when they run, but not together. One at a time in sync with the leg coming off the ground.

t-homo · 10-12-2009, 07:38 PM

I learned not to take my phone when I go out drinking. I have felt lost and out of the loop since friday night.

OneSickPsycho · 10-12-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I learned today that no matter how much I bust my ass... no matter how strong my numbers are... no matter what the fuck I do, my boss is not going to score me above expectations. Motherfucker.

I learned today that when my boss makes a mistake in scoring, he'd rather try to bullshit me than own up to it and give me what I deserve.

azoomm · 10-12-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I learned today that when my boss makes a mistake in scoring, he'd rather try to bullshit me than own up to it and give me what I deserve.

Math is hard...

that sucks.

psychochild28 · 10-12-2009, 09:55 PM

My work is cutting smoke breaks. Which is completely legal since we technically only work 6.5 hours with a hour lunch break.

Sucks to be a smoker

psychochild28 · 10-12-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy

I learned 5 day weekends are going to be the shit, west palm beach here i come

Congrats! Glad to hear you finally get to take a break.

I'm heading to Ed's later this year.

fasternyou929 · 10-12-2009, 10:03 PM

I learned the saying "balls to the wall" came from the steam engine days.

Dave · 10-12-2009, 10:33 PM

today i learned that cranes falling over is a bad thing and that someone made a porn adaptation of "the office" something i would have considered impossible until today

10-12-2009, 05:10 PM	#192
FJRChick Something Clever Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: '04 Yamaha FJR1300 Posts: 137	I learned that men's boobs go up and down when they run, but not together. One at a time in sync with the leg coming off the ground. __________________ In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences. Robert Green Ingersoll

10-12-2009, 10:33 PM	#200
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	today i learned that cranes falling over is a bad thing and that someone made a porn adaptation of "the office" something i would have considered impossible until today __________________ TWF Post whore #6

10-12-2009, 07:38 PM	#194
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	I learned not to take my phone when I go out drinking. I have felt lost and out of the loop since friday night.

10-12-2009, 09:55 PM	#197
psychochild28 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On a bus Moto: SV 650S Posts: 857	My work is cutting smoke breaks. Which is completely legal since we technically only work 6.5 hours with a hour lunch break. Sucks to be a smoker

10-12-2009, 10:03 PM	#199
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	I learned the saying "balls to the wall" came from the steam engine days.