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Old 07-21-2011, 02:19 PM   #11
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The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.

Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.

Or...common nose bleed.

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Time to break out the special software that lets us zoom in on the splatter pattern, without pixellation.

Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:23 PM   #12
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Fatty overheated the last jelly donut and hid in the bathroom to enjoy it. Realized after sitting down and taking the first bite it was in the micro way too long......brushed the spillage off their fat gut, then flushed the remnants.

Do a fatty tool shed check...bet someone has Jelly donut residue on their shirt!
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One of your co-workers was web surfing with his smartphone, stumbled upon the belly button ring thread, looked down and remembered they had one and didn't want to feel trashy so they ripped it out.
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Old 07-21-2011, 04:42 PM   #14
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Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?
Fresh out.

How about a tarp, a pound of ham and a big ass hammer?

CSI Gallagher style.

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Old 07-21-2011, 05:14 PM   #16
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next to west palm beach, FL
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Old 07-21-2011, 05:24 PM   #17
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next to west palm beach, FL
OK.

So some posh suburb a full hour from Miami is going to have a CSI team?

Seems like a "CSI Miami" would be more interesting. But maybe they were afraid people would think of Miami Vice? LOL

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Old 07-21-2011, 05:26 PM   #18
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interesting, but if you look close at the seat, the blood has been sat on. care to adjust?
He sat down to cry before leaving full of shame. And blue balls.
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:04 PM   #19
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Fresh out.

How about a tarp, a pound of ham and a big ass hammer?

CSI Gallagher style.

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I think that I can make that work.... with some explosives.
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:38 PM   #20
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That explains it.

You know how people in Florida love to buy those little baby alligators, and at first their all like "Oooh this is so cool". Then their like "Holy Fuck! These things have teeth!" So then try to flush them down the john, and POW! some dude gets a gator on his balls, there's blood everywhere, you're taking pictures of the toilet, and there's a gator with a taste for ball meat on the loose in West Palm Beach.

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