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Old 07-07-2011, 10:56 AM   #11
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:58 AM   #12
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Short, and to the point.

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Old 07-07-2011, 10:59 AM   #13
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My wifes cat looks just like yours except he is 16lbs. He is a pansy though, will go out on the porch and a car going by scares him. Then last night the 2lb kitten my niece just got kicked his 16lb ass.

I don't think it was all that catnip I gave him as a kitten, but he sure is dumb.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:19 AM   #14
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Fluffy ones can be nasty - mine chased a (love the smiley ) the other day that was like 3 times her size. Fucking thing ran like it was shot in the ass.

She's fierce when she's pissed off.

See? (she insisted on going out in the rain... that was apparently my fault)



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Great pic.

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:25 AM   #16
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Great pic.

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Sure, until she tries to kill me in my....... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!...............

)$%!)$)(&)E*&@kdodrgokmfb./.....
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:25 AM   #17
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15 -16 lbs is lightweight.

My buddy had a cat named Clyde.

Clyde was 55 Lbs.

Clyde has been known to swipe Deli meat out of the hands of men 200 lbs heavier than himself. Mid - transit, bringing said deli meat to mouth.
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I want my fucking squirrel back...

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:32 AM   #19
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We need a "Show a pic of your pissed off cat" thread
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Old 07-07-2011, 01:20 PM   #20
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At least she killed it. When we made the mistake of having a cat door, this guy would bring in live stuff, like he was establishing his own personal game preserve in our house.

After we put an end to that, he had to get let in and out, and this is usually how he would let me know.
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