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Old 10-28-2010, 09:08 AM   #11
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I wonder if I would get an STD from banging Marilyn Monroe's ghost?
You would contract the dreaded condition known as 'Ghost Cock'.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:17 AM   #12
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You would contract the dreaded condition known as 'Ghost Cock'.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:20 AM   #13
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I wonder if I would get an STD from banging Marilyn Manson's ghost?
yes.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:30 AM   #14
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Lots of people see ghosts, those people are fucking insane....because ghosts do no exist.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:32 AM   #15
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I swear to Jeebus I saw a ghost cock on this forum.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:38 AM   #16
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maybe, but only because our mind lets it be.

we can freak out and BELIEVE we saw a ghost, there for the thought of a ghost exists, and existing is half the battle
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:54 AM   #17
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Lots of people see ghosts, those people are fucking insane....because ghosts do no exist.
Exactly. I can't believe how many retarded shows of people scaring themselves this has spawned.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:58 AM   #19
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I don't believe I've had that kind of tea before.
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Old 10-28-2010, 10:13 AM   #20
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Who was it, back on CF, who worked with a ghost hunting group in the Vancouver area?
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