Botched butt jobs - Page 2

Homeslice · 03-08-2010, 01:31 PM

Well some of those people are too stupid to check whether they have a license.

I will say this though, I bet some of these women develop nice quads from hovering over their chair all day to avoid pressure on their implants.

derf · 03-08-2010, 05:08 PM

Seriously? people would stick a caulk gun full of silicone in their ass to make it bigger? Thats the only image thats stuck in my mind from reading this.

fnfalman · 03-08-2010, 05:54 PM

Baby got back!

goof2 · 03-08-2010, 06:12 PM

Stupid ladies who had surgery: "Honey, you'll never guess what I did today! I got a whole bunch of caulk in my ass!"

Tsunami · 03-08-2010, 06:16 PM

I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?

Apoc · 03-08-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?

We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.

Tsunami · 03-08-2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.

The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.

tommymac · 03-08-2010, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.

But long islands not

Tsunami · 03-08-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

But long islands not

Thats true, butt implants and free scripts from Tommy FTW!

Seriously why don't flat assed people just go do some squats and lunges?

Papa_Complex · 03-09-2010, 07:55 AM

Just results in flat HARD butts.

03-08-2010, 05:08 PM	#2
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Seriously? people would stick a caulk gun full of silicone in their ass to make it bigger? Thats the only image thats stuck in my mind from reading this. __________________

03-08-2010, 05:54 PM	#3
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03-09-2010, 07:55 AM	#10
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Just results in flat HARD butts. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

03-08-2010, 01:31 PM	#1
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Well some of those people are too stupid to check whether they have a license. I will say this though, I bet some of these women develop nice quads from hovering over their chair all day to avoid pressure on their implants.

03-08-2010, 06:12 PM	#4
goof2 AMA Supersport Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,756	Stupid ladies who had surgery: "Honey, you'll never guess what I did today! I got a whole bunch of caulk in my ass!"

03-08-2010, 06:16 PM	#5
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?