Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu - Page 2

askmrjesus · 01-02-2010, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racedoll

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

That's because the tofu speaks french.

Which is weird, since tofu comes from China.

JC

Avatard · 01-02-2010, 09:43 AM

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

Tmall · 01-02-2010, 10:46 AM

J'pense plusieme du l'homme du la place ici aime le cock.

CrazyKell · 01-02-2010, 10:58 AM

I made 3 appetizers for NYE. When asked why I made so many, I said "because they all have bacon." Then I was asked "why do they all have bacon?"

I didn't understand the question.

Amorok · 01-02-2010, 03:54 PM

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. As for the tofu, well, without darkness there can be no light. You can't be an ass-kicker without ass to kick, and tofu is the ass that bacon kicks. Although Chuck Norris can kick ass even if no ass is present. If he launches a roundhouse kick and no ass is in the way, the universe takes one. That's right, Chuck Norris can kick reality's ass. The same way bacon kicks the ass of all other food.

racedoll · 01-02-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. As for the tofu, well, without darkness there can be no light. You can't be an ass-kicker without ass to kick, and tofu is the ass that bacon kicks. Although Chuck Norris can kick ass even if no ass is present. If he launches a roundhouse kick and no ass is in the way, the universe takes one. That's right, Chuck Norris can kick reality's ass. The same way bacon kicks the ass of all other food.

That is deep.

Apoc · 01-02-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

Its killed as many people!

Tmall · 01-02-2010, 11:08 PM

Bullshit it has. I'm not saying it won't surpass his record. I am saying that Chuck invented bacon as a way to let us not feel bad for killing pigs. And since he invented it, he's responsible for all of its deaths and his own..

Dave · 01-02-2010, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

had the munchies eh?

Digifox · 01-03-2010, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

It's bacon... there doesn't have to be a point.

Haha Straight from
the guide to getting down
Part of the males brain when mixed with beer becomes "BACON"

I shit you not

01-02-2010, 09:43 AM	#12
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu. Bacon FTMFW. I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly. __________________ Insert free thought here.

01-02-2010, 03:54 PM	#15
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. As for the tofu, well, without darkness there can be no light. You can't be an ass-kicker without ass to kick, and tofu is the ass that bacon kicks. Although Chuck Norris can kick ass even if no ass is present. If he launches a roundhouse kick and no ass is in the way, the universe takes one. That's right, Chuck Norris can kick reality's ass. The same way bacon kicks the ass of all other food. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-02-2010, 10:46 AM	#13
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	J'pense plusieme du l'homme du la place ici aime le cock.

01-02-2010, 10:58 AM	#14
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I made 3 appetizers for NYE. When asked why I made so many, I said "because they all have bacon." Then I was asked "why do they all have bacon?" I didn't understand the question.

01-02-2010, 11:08 PM	#18
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Bullshit it has. I'm not saying it won't surpass his record. I am saying that Chuck invented bacon as a way to let us not feel bad for killing pigs. And since he invented it, he's responsible for all of its deaths and his own..