military + prego = court martial - Page 2

derf · 12-22-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but once you join the army you become a piece of equipment that's property of the US Government, right?

No thats an old wives tail.

And this has been a rule since at least '03. When i think about it the only difference is that there was a no sex rule, no sex=no baby, unless I'm doing it wrong. So sex is ok now in Iraq?

fatbuckRTO · 12-22-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

When i think about it the only difference is that there was a no sex rule, no sex=no baby, unless I'm doing it wrong. So sex is ok now in Iraq?

No, General Order 1 is still in full effect. They just felt the need to enhance it, apparently. Probably because no one pays attention to General Order 1 where fucking skanks is concerned.

pauldun170 · 12-22-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

Given the logistics involved in redeploying someone who catches pregnancy or some other STD, it makes sense in this case.

Pregnant women: "ah...Ahhh. AAAAHHH....CHEOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Not pregnant women: "Cover your mouth when you sneeze before you get everyone in this room knocked up!!"

HurricaneHeather · 12-22-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

No, General Order 1 is still in full effect. They just felt the need to enhance it, apparently. Probably because no one pays attention to General Order 1 where fucking skanks is concerned.

Cheese and Rice, they aren't allowed to have sex?!!?! And these poor people are what keeps the enemy at bay? We are all so fucked(except for the soldiers, of course).

Smittie61984 · 12-22-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Cheese and Rice, they aren't allowed to have sex?!!?! And these poor people are what keeps the enemy at bay? We are all so fucked(except for the soldiers, of course).

Actually all the soldiers would be so wound up that they'd kill everything so they could get home and get laid. Not a bad plan. Maybe send the women in once a month too.

But this is a great example of why women do not make as much as men (in general) in the workforce. Hell, when a man gets a girl pregnant they usually work harder. Women take a vacation.

Dave · 12-22-2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Cheese and Rice, they aren't allowed to have sex?!!?! And these poor people are what keeps the enemy at bay? We are all so fucked(except for the soldiers, of course).

Yep my last deployment was 23 months. Talk about sucks

Amorok · 12-23-2009, 11:04 AM

Masturbation was a big part of my life over there. Of course, you weren't supposed to have porn either. Let's just say my imagination got pretty good. Good at figuring out ways to hide my porn.

Dave · 12-23-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Masturbation was a big part of my life over there. Of course, you weren't supposed to have porn either. Let's just say my imagination got pretty good. Good at figuring out ways to hide my porn.

they Were threatening to investigate peoples computers at one point. Thats when i ''lost'' the power cable to my external hdd

derf · 12-23-2009, 11:49 AM

What did you say about hidden folders?

Dave · 12-23-2009, 11:52 AM

:Lol: i used to leave random messages in the profile on my myspace too. Something like if you are from the 1/34 bct bn hq looking for go1 violations on this page eat a bag of dicks. :Lmao:

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	:Lol: i used to leave random messages in the profile on my myspace too. Something like if you are from the 1/34 bct bn hq looking for go1 violations on this page eat a bag of dicks. :Lmao: