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Old 10-29-2010, 02:21 PM   #1
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I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.
And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules

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Old 10-29-2010, 02:35 PM   #2
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And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:38 PM   #3
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Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.
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Old 10-29-2010, 03:27 PM   #4
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fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.
I seriously miss when g4 was a basic channel
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Old 10-29-2010, 04:25 PM   #5
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Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
I said running man rules for a reason, remember when they found last year's "winners"?
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:56 PM   #6
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I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids.
I think he's ahead of you by about 15 years

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Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat the losers.

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Fixed.
Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.
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Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.
How many crackheads do you think would be abel to do ninja warrior, and you can always replace the hand powder with coke and watch the results
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Running man was the shit, wish it was real.
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Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat. The losers become fertilizer.
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