Jokes for a penny - Page 2

LeeNetworX · 02-15-2011, 09:03 AM

Speaking of Jews.....a friend of mine on FB posted this:

How was my day in Douglasville? This about sums it up:

(scene--lunch, Chik Fil-A, stuck because of client's tardiness. I am sitting alone outside at my table, and next to me, another girl sitting alone.)

Girl: Excuse me, sir? Do you know what time it is?
...Me: Yeah, it's 12:05.
Girl: Thanks....Hey--are you Jewish?
Me: what?
Girl: Are you Jewish?
Me: Er...yes... <sigh>

I think she was on a break from her meds. The next thing she said went something like this:

"I was a victim I was sexually abused when I was seven but I lied about it I lied to God I don't think he'll forgive me. Do you think he'll forgive... me?"

--Uhhh....sure, why not? That's what God does. He forgives.

"I took some art classes at Kennesaw I took some classes there. Last night I met this guy I was with this guy and he's like really high up in Peru he's like the governor of Peru."

--That's nice.

"Wow it's windy here where's all this wind coming from?"

-I have no idea.

"Well, bye. Shalom."

--Yes, shalom to you too.

END SCENE.

TommyHotWheel · 02-15-2011, 07:31 PM

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02-15-2011, 09:03 AM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Speaking of Jews.....a friend of mine on FB posted this: How was my day in Douglasville? This about sums it up: (scene--lunch, Chik Fil-A, stuck because of client's tardiness. I am sitting alone outside at my table, and next to me, another girl sitting alone.) Girl: Excuse me, sir? Do you know what time it is? ...Me: Yeah, it's 12:05. Girl: Thanks....Hey--are you Jewish? Me: what? Girl: Are you Jewish? Me: Er...yes... <sigh> I think she was on a break from her meds. The next thing she said went something like this: "I was a victim I was sexually abused when I was seven but I lied about it I lied to God I don't think he'll forgive me. Do you think he'll forgive... me?" --Uhhh....sure, why not? That's what God does. He forgives. "I took some art classes at Kennesaw I took some classes there. Last night I met this guy I was with this guy and he's like really high up in Peru he's like the governor of Peru." --That's nice. "Wow it's windy here where's all this wind coming from?" -I have no idea. "Well, bye. Shalom." --Yes, shalom to you too. END SCENE.