Dude, there's a car there... - Page 2

marko138 · 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.

I actually don't like the taste. My dad hunts.

askmrjesus · 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.

So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer

HurricaneHeather · 01-05-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer

So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.

Dave · 01-05-2010, 01:03 PM

look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

askmrjesus · 01-05-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.

They're holding me hostage.

Quit making them mad.

JC

the chi · 01-05-2010, 01:08 PM

Thats awesome. Only you.

Captain Morgan · 01-05-2010, 01:36 PM

Similar thing almost happened to me a few years ago. I was driving home after working the night shift and see something come at my driver's side door. Turned my head in time to see the deer make a sharp left and run beside me for a split second before heading back the direction it came. fuckin freaked me out

KSGregman · 01-05-2010, 01:42 PM

Where's the video of a deer hurdling a guy on a cruiser at highway speed?

marko138 · 01-05-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

Where's the video of a deer hurdling a guy on a cruiser at highway speed?

Fuck. Forgot about that.

psychochild28 · 01-05-2010, 02:58 PM

Glad you're ok but wow that was really funny.

01-05-2010, 01:03 PM	#14
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

01-05-2010, 01:36 PM	#17
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Similar thing almost happened to me a few years ago. I was driving home after working the night shift and see something come at my driver's side door. Turned my head in time to see the deer make a sharp left and run beside me for a split second before heading back the direction it came. fuckin freaked me out

01-05-2010, 01:42 PM	#18
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Where's the video of a deer hurdling a guy on a cruiser at highway speed?

01-05-2010, 02:58 PM	#20
psychochild28 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On a bus Moto: SV 650S Posts: 857	Glad you're ok but wow that was really funny.