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Old 05-02-2011, 12:13 AM   #11
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I don't believe it until I see obama show the long form death certificate.

in other news kate middelton was spotted in pakistan with a scoped rifle and a guillie suit
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:15 AM   #12
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Yay excessive hyperbole! Is this what our fucking news has become?
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I don't believe it until I see obama show the long form death certificate.

in other news kate middelton was spotted in pakistan with a scoped rifle and a guillie suit
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:20 AM   #14
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Obama's speech is reportedly delayed by Biden's insistence on having a fireworks display that says"FUCK YEAH!" on hand.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:22 AM   #15
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Obama's speech is reportedly delayed by Biden's insistence on having a fireworks display that says"FUCK YEAH!" on hand.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:26 AM   #16
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Let it be known, if you attack the united states we will get you probably when you are old and sick 10-20 years later....probably a month before you were going to die of natural causes.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:37 AM   #17
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Some where Bush is sitting in a corner rocking back and forth saying "no fair" over and over
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:39 AM   #18
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Some where Bush is sitting in a corner rocking back and forth saying "no fair" over and over
Not at all. He's drunk, riding 4 wheelers and trying to get that slightly retarded girl down the road to show Mr. President her big dumb tits.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:44 AM   #20
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Not at all. He's drunk, riding 4 wheelers and trying to get that slightly retarded girl down the road to show Mr. President her big dumb tits.
nothing like underage retard titties
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