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Old 01-13-2010, 02:00 PM   #11
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Won't someone think of the white people?
Haha, too funny!

Who in their right mind would go to Haiti? That place is a shithole to begin with. I think they flee to Cuba for a better life.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:39 PM   #12
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Haha, too funny!

Who in their right mind would go to Haiti? That place is a shithole to begin with. I think they flee to Cuba for a better life.
Who would want to go to Haiti?
Doctors: you can go to Haiti and get you DOCTOR on. Quite a few have gone down there to build their "infectious diseases" resume. Plus..its good PR for the hospital when a few doctors take a month off to go someplace where they don't shower for weeks.

Middle Class\Wealthy white kids ages 18-25: Head down to Haiti "if you want to make a difference" (in the lives of poor minorities)

Haitians: well just because

Missionaries: Haiti is convenient in that its already a Christian nation (though sprinkled with all that supersticious local stuff), and its a HELL of lot closer than Africa so when you send out the newsletter you can get that awesome "Here I am helping these poor negros" shot on the front page. Use to be able to do it with all them central and south americans but with all the fuss with illegal immigration it no longer seems like photos with "poor mexicans" bring in as many donations as they used too.
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:42 PM   #13
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According to Palin news station 14 white people are missing.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582937,00.html

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Someone was walking around my office today saying that the king and queen of haiti have been missing for a while and nobody seems to know where they are. I was sitting there thinking to myself that Haiti had been a dicatatorship for a few decades now
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:29 PM   #15
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According to Palin news station 14 white people are missing.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582937,00.html

Oh Snap...
Pretty white girl is missing...

Donations are gonna hit the roof!!!
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Oh Snap...
Pretty white girl is missing...

Donations are gonna hit the roof!!!
Got me to whip out my dick... er, I mean wallet yeh thats what I mean
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:07 AM   #18
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That place is a shithole to begin with.
You know.....I'm gonna go ahead and BE that cruel asshole and say it....

The shots of the "devastation" this morning on the news didn't appear to be that far from what the "before" shots looked like

I'm just sayin

And having said that, I feel terrible about the loss of lives and pain and suffering they are experiencing
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:13 AM   #19
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Apparently long ago the Haitians made a deal with the devil to get out from under the rule of the French. This is the long awaited cleansing. Just ask Pat Robertson...
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:47 AM   #20
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Oh Snap...
Pretty white girl is missing...

Donations are gonna hit the roof!!!
Does that bother you in some way? That people care more about their own, then others?


Is it possible you've read too many childrens books on sharing and getting along, and believe it can work?

Just sayin, get over it.
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